Adventure 1- The Surface [Action]

[weakahoshi]

IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!



[Anyone in the area of Luceti's beach has probably just heard an ear-splitting, sonic screech. The astute observer (or, even the non-astute observer) may notice uncharacteristically large waves breaking up on the beach. For any curious enough, if they look out to sea, they'll notice something spectacular. A large pink mermaid is splashing about, swimming quickly one direction, then crying out- much more quietly now- and changing directions suddenly. She does this a number of times, then dives deep, only to surface a few minutes later, looking for all the world like she's trying to beat the world record for "longest surface jump made by a fish". Whatever her goal is, she doesn't appear to be achieving it, because the process repeats itself over and over.

Those with extremely good eyesight, or who are brave (or stupid) enough to try getting closer may notice a bit of flotsam trailing along behind her.

A Malnosso-issued journal.]

[OOC Note: Tags may also come from cryinghoshi or runawayhoshi. Thank you!]

Comments

Re: [Action]

[weakahoshi]

C- CPR?

[She holds him up by his armpits in front of her, looking very confused.]

What's CPR?

[Action]

[cuethemasong]

You don't know? [HMMM... It makes sense since she's a mermaid and enjoying the view of her chest there. ALRIGHT, MOVING ON.]

It's when you put your mouth on someone else's mouth and breath air into their lungs.

[Action]

[weakahoshi]

Isn't that kissing?

[Action]

[cuethemasong]

Now that's when you use tongue!

[Action]

[weakahoshi]

[Shirahoshi's face, by this point, probably clashes with her hair. It's a bright shade of red.]

P- p- people lick each other?

[Better watch it, she's about to drop him right back in the drink.]

[Action]

[cuethemasong]

Wait, wait, wait! Hold on a minute! [WAVING HIS HANDS.] Watch it or you'll drop me!

[Action]

[runawayhoshi]

[Shirahoshi freezes, the thought of dropping him is a terrible one.]

[Action]

[cuethemasong]

... [SIGHS.] There we go. Thanks, pretty girl.

[Action]

[runawayhoshi]

[Still frozen.]

I- is it ok for me to move again?